The hilarious autobiography of one of Britain's best loved entertainers. In his own unique acid tongue, Paul O'Grady traces the hilarious tales of life in Irish Catholic Birkenhead through stints in an abbatoir, as a social worker, in a high-class Mayfair brothel and traipsing down to London to chase his dreams. By 23, Paul O'Grady had been a father, husband, drag queen, gay lover, divorcee and degenerate. He did it all with a smile on his face while making a mental note to register the whip-smart one-liners that would later form his comic creation Lily Savage, then, triumphantly, as himself.