Amazon.com description: Product Description: 628 PAGES. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IN CHRIST THAT I JUST GOT THIS CLOSE TO PERFECTIONES! RE: THIS NEW "ST. RELIGIOUS" BOOK. "I JUST DIALED HER RIGHT ON IN." THE LIMIT IS 630 PAGES. HOLY COWS CUNTED FUCKEDS! "FILE SIZES AGAINST PAGES COME UP DIFFERENT EVERY SINGLE TIME BASED ON THE WRITING. YES." THIS IS PRETTY MUCH ALL RELIGION RIGHT HERE. "YOUR WIFEY HOE USING HER RELIGION. RELIGIOUSLY." ONE BIG FAT WHITE RUBBER DONG. YOUR HAIR. HOW DO I TELL SOMEONE... "IT IS YOUR INDIAN INFLUENCE." BUT THEN I HAVE TO PAUSE. THIS WOMAN MAY JUST BE OFFENDED. "NOTE ALL OF MY ANGRY LESAS." THESE ARE THE MOST OBVIOUS INDIAN WOMEN ON EARTH. LOL. BUT THIS IS LITTLE NANCY RIGHT HERES... and...THEN I SAY O U T . OF MY WISHING TO SPEAK THE TRUTH... "....FROM YOUR BEING SICILIAN...(WITH ME)..." BUT YES NANCY...YOU ARE REALLY SO IRISH. I DO GET A LITTLE SARCASTIC HERE. "THIS IS REALLY MY UNCLE VINNIE ALLEN BEING REFERENCED HERE. BUT NO. YOU DO NOT REALLY KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE. YET." HA HAAA HAAAA! THIS IS MY REAL NANCY ANDREWS. NANCY WAS A REAL INDIAN. YES. A VERY YOUNG REAL LIVE INDIAN GIRL. STOP. AS ALL OF YOU WERE AS WELL. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. YES. YOU WERE ALL WITH ME... PLYMOUTH MASSACHUSETTS. WE WERE ALL THOSE INDIANS. YES. CHEROKEE. = WELL THIS MEANS REDD. "WE WERE ALL OF THOSE NEW WHITE PEOPLE TOO..." THESE ENEMY MEN ARE ALL BAD. NO. WE WERE NEVER BAD. "WE TOOK OVER BOTH TEAMS MOST ALL OF THE TIMES." Paused. CHEROK EE. = WELL THIS MEANS RE DD. E E = EDDIE ELLIS - GRIM REAPERS MC D D = DEVILS DISCIPLES MC - VINNIE ALLEN THESE ARE MY TWO NUMBER ONES. "BUT TELL MY REAL VINNIE DADDY THAT I HAVE VERY MANY MORE TOO!" SIGNED. LITTLE JOEY ALIZIO (JR) 1970. "WE WENT ALL OF THE WAY FAR BACK INTO TIME. TO CREATE SOMETHING... THAT HAD NEVER EXISTED EVER BEFORE. THIS IS OUR HISTORY." Paused. MY ANGRY BLONDE WILD CRAZY LESA. YES. THE INDIAN NOW. "NO. WE HAVE NO SUN LIGHT HAIR COLORED (BLONDE) INDIAN WOMEN... BUT I HAVE HEARD NEW NEWS FROM MANY STARS MOONS and SUNS AWAY." 1. WE WERE ALREADY MODERN DAY. SO THERE YOU REALLY SHALL HAVE THIS. LOL. 2. BUT WE KEEP THIS REAL... IN ORDER TO TRICK FOOL... THESE TRICK FOOLERS OF THEMSELVES. THE NI GG A. ENEMY MEN. YES. "THESE PEOPLE DO NOT READ. THEY DO NOT WRITE. THEY HAVE SEVERE SERIOUS SPEECH PROBLEMS." YES. SO ANYWAYSSSSSSS... OH YES. THERE ARE BLONDE INDIAN WOMEN NOW. LOL. YES THANKS TO LESA... MY YOUNGER ANGRY LESA LESSARDIOS. "LEZZARIOS!" "THEY STILL LOOK VERY DARK... YES. THIS IS A MOST BEAUTIFUL ARRAY OF COLORS." YES. THIS IS ALL ABOUT MY ANGRY BLONDE WILD CRAZY LESA. YES. THE INDIAN NOW. Yes..This Is All True Here Hoe s... INDIAN IS ONE OF OUR GREATEST NATIONALITIES... AS TO WHERE...REAL REALLY CRAZY CAME FROM. ALL OF MY WOMEN. VERY ANGRY YOUNG INDIANS. Paused. I WAS IN MY SICILY FIRST AS I SHALL BE IN MY SICILY LAST... YET ONCE AGAIN. YES. and NOW THIS RIGHT HERE HOE S... DRAWINGS. TEXT BOOKS. SCHOOL BOOKS. FAKE INDIAN MEXICAN SPANISH PEOPLE... YOU MAKE THE UGLIEST FUCKING PEOPLE ON EARTH. YES. IN YOUR MINDS. YOU FAKED EVERYTHING. FAKE INDIAN MEXICAN SPANISH PEOPLE... YOU LIED ABOUT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING. YOU ARE SOOO FUCKING DELUSIONAL. FAKE INDIAN MEXICAN SPANISH PEOPLE... NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC. LIFE MAGAZINE. TIME MAGAZINE. "OH GEE NI GG A. I WONDER IS THIS IS ALL FAKE." ME. CRAZY JOE. CRAZY JOEY GALLO. C . J . I WAS AN INDIAN. I WAS NEITHER MIDGET SHORT OR UGLY. I HAVE NO SERIOUSLY HORRIFICALLY SCARRED FACE. SUCH AS ALL OF YOU DO. I WAS A REAL INDIAN. YES. MY SKIN TONE CHANGES WITH THE WEATHERS OF THE SUN.. I WAS IN MY SICILY FIRST AS I SHALL BE IN MY SICILY LAST... YET ONCE AGAIN. "FROM THE FIRST TO THE THIRD. I SHALL GIVE YOU MY WORD JOSEPH." OKAY. ALL OF THE SHORT LITTLE UGLY STRANGE DARK COLORED FAKE INDIAN MEXICAN SPANISH PEOPLE... OKAY WELL THIS WAS YOU. YOU SARCASTIC FUCKING RETARDS YOU. YES. YOU ARE SO REALLY FUCKING UGLY. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM! BOOM! I WAS IN MY SICILY FIRST AS I SHALL BE IN MY SICILY LAST. YET ONCE AGAIN.