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Tables of Contents for The Extra Man
Chapter/Section Title
Page #
Page Count
CHAPTER I
17
22
The Brassiere
17
6
There's to Be No Fornication
23
8
The Young Gentleman
31
8
CHAPTER II
39
26
Arrival
39
3
The Next Event
42
5
The Opera
47
6
The Extra Man
53
6
Otto Bellman and His Gang of Swiss Yodelers
59
6
CHAPTER III
65
30
I Felt Connected to Women All Over America
65
2
Porky Pig Fell Off a Cliff
67
4
An International Agreement on the Virtues of Chastity
71
5
The Recession Spankologist
76
7
Hot for Cockroach, Cold for Lead
83
2
Are You Jewish?
85
3
One of the Greatest Hoaxes of All Time
88
7
CHAPTER IV
95
28
We All Wanted to Be That Femme Fatale
95
8
I Met Someone Jewish
103
3
Americans Are Too Concerned with Athletics
106
2
Deep in Queens
108
15
CHAPTER V
123
12
The Jewish Duke of Windsor
123
1
Were There Animals?
124
4
This Is Only a Tape Recording
128
2
The Queen Has Fifty Rooms
130
5
CHAPTER VI
135
30
Four Gap-Toothed Dairy Maidens
135
7
Fort Schuyler
142
10
Breasts, Please
152
3
Cut Off Your Hair Like Salome
155
1
You'll Get an Erection and Then What Will I Do?
156
5
You've Brought So Much Toilet Paper into My Life
161
4
CHAPTER VII
165
30
Fleas, Cars, and Florida
165
2
The Whole City Has Fleas
167
4
He Saw a Piece of Cheese and Made Havoc with It
171
24
CHAPTER VIII
195
24
Straightish
195
2
My Analyst, Gershon Gruen
197
4
I Felt Something Under My Rear
201
2
Are You Having BMs?
203
1
The Essential Man
204
15
CHAPTER IX
219
18
Whatever Happened to Danny Kaye?
219
9
The Men Are Still in Charge Down There
228
9
CHAPTER X
237
38
She Wanted Me
237
8
People Are Dying, New Ones Are Coming Up
245
4
Otto Bellman Collects His Mail
249
4
Brassiere Revisited
253
3
Deep in Bay Ridge
256
12
All the Queens Were Dead
268
7
CHAPTER XI
275
28
I Was Like Don Quixote and Sancho Panza
275
1
That's All I Have to Say About America
276
5
The Life of a Fugitive
281
3
I Was Like Lady Macbeth
284
2
That's Very Good Cheese He's Eating
286
3
Lagerfeld Is Back In
289
8
A Tie Is Dipped
297
6
CHAPTER XII
303
It's Your Fellow Old People Who Tear You Down
303
3
Daphne Wants to Drink Cough Medicine and Smoke Cigarettes
306
4
Thank You, Dear Boy
310
7
Life Rushes By
317
4
You Look Practically Middle-Class
321
2
A Girl as I Must Have First Imagined Girls
323
7
Russia
330