Amazon.com description: Product Description: Extract from It’s A… Part One Adam explained it all to God very clearly: "Having a baby is fairly straightforward. First you lay an egg. Then you might, or you might not, sit on it for a week or two to keep it warm. When the egg cracks the baby comes out. You take the baby somewhere safe, perhaps in, or out of water and you feed it milk from bosoms, or flies, or bananas. The baby gets bigger, grows feathers or fur, or its nose gets very long and it follows you about and you follow it about. If anybody goes near the baby you either proudly show the baby off (like Monkey does) or you attack them and try to kill them for going near the baby.” He held up his arm and showed God the scratches he had received from Tiger. These funny short stories are for young independent readers and for parents and teachers to read aloud to children. They contain crazy plot twists and plays on language that will delight them both and make shared reading a pleasure. Making up different voices for the characters brings them to life. Have fun! Are you ready? You are about to meet Adam, Eve, God and Dog and lots of eccentric animal characters in the Garden of Eden. You will get to know more of what really (well might have) happened in the beginning of the World. These stories have no hidden messages and if they say anything, it is more about the nature of what it is to be foolishly and imperfectly human. Does this describe you?